Zeit zum Auflockern - Zeit für Witze!

Hier ein paar Piratenwitze (auf englisch, weil´s sonst eben keinen Sinn ergibt..):

What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet? - I, I, R, and the 7 "C"s !

 

 

What´s the pirates favourite letter? - Oh, it´s the "C"!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? - Because they can spend years at "C"!

 

 

Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarden? - Because their fathers insist that there are seven "C"s!!!!

 

 

How do pirates know that they are pirates? - They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!! 

 

 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? - Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

 

 

Why is pirating addictive? - They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

 

 

What's Captain Hook's favorite store? -The Secondhand Shop!